I'm touched by your concern....(I'm not going on a date with you, though)

.....That kinda makes most people think that you don't have it all together,

DO you have data to support this?
.... I'll save you the expensive market research to collate such information.

I can tell you myself, that I don't...

I'm no guru , just lots of life experiences that most people don't even imagine possible.

I'm still not going on a date with you...