I miss squatting in the village and cracking jokes. Sometimes I squat in the USA while hanging out with friends in the great outdoors, and then I realize I am looking up at everyone's nose holes. I then quickly realize nobody has joined me on the ground, so I stand up and act 'Merican. The world needs more squatting definitely. Is it a dying art in Malaysia?

Lesson learned, I'll never go peeping on the animals again, I think the second time there will be no warning, and war will be declared.