Well maybe I will turn into a superhero too. When I consider all the toxic chemicals I've been exposed to in my life, it honestly doesn't scare me too much. I used to clean and detail cars for many years when I was a teenager, using things like muriatic acid and other caustic agents. I remember waking up in a hospital after shampooing carpets inside a hot minivan all day, that was thanks to some kind of vapors I breathed all day long.

One upside may be that if ruins my taste buds, I'll be much more able to eat the foods available in Suriname 😁.