Please my fellow men take notes of this, it is not funny anymore to be acting naive in a serious thing like this.
This post i am going to share is a true life story, so before I start I will like to caution's all the unmarried men again and again to be careful of the music singer they invites as a surprise guest to their wedding, just wait, and if you were lying down on your bed, it's time for you to get up and be seated, because this post you are about to read is one hundred percent funny, infact right now, someone should be spraying me money, lolz... continue reading, and just continue reading and you would know what I am trying to say.
As we all know, there is no week that could passed by without a wedding, traditional marriage or anything that's is done to joined the two loving hearts together as one, i used to personally said that, "wedding is giving of licence to the two people because they have declare their loves publicly".
No vex for me if I have interpret what is wedding wrongly, what I said, is just the way I understand it.
So this particular wedding was going on, it was a wedding of a well known personality in town and you know when someone is a well known personality, the people that would attend his event, most of them will not be invited, I was in that category of the attendees without invitation, people like us, we go for the rice, and food is the only thing in our mind, and to be precise, the marriage was going according to plan because I ate a lot, my transport fare was not in vain, so luck was on my side, lolz...
Then during the time the couples was about to exchange marriage vows, the singer that was featured in the event came in as at that time, and it was a surprising thing to the wife, it was her husband plans to bring her favorite singer in and make her wife to feel excited, then make their marriage a memorable one.
So during those vow's exchange time, the Singer came in just as at that time, and the wife leave the husband on seeing her favorite singer and she hugged the singer up to a minute, a warm hugged in that manner, consider the hall a type full of air conditioner and everyone in the hall suspect something, "do not just asked me what they suspect, I am going to clear the air, just give me your time".
The pastor was in doubt and from there people brought out their phones and capture something, and you see this singer was wearing a transparent white African ankara, so during this long time of warm hugged, the singer manhood shoot out, and people laugh, and a lot of talks surface, "if the singer came to grace the occasion or break it and thief someone's wife".
The singer on his own began to carry his face like a cat, "you know the kind of face that seems so innocent, but inside of him, he knew he has fuck up big-time", I know the singer didn't plan for that, but it does came out that way, the mistake I see in the singer's act was he shouldn't have put on a transparent white African ankara, he should have wear something that was going to hold him tight.
Imagine that kind of short that was so elastic, and he used that elastic short to hugged somebody's new married wife, he should have run away when the woman wanted to hugged him, like do a kind of acting.
The singer from that instance was misbehaving, I see him placing the mic on his chest on stage, like he was singing in a school concert, so guy's take note of the things you want to do as a surprised to your newly married wife, do not make the excitement to be too much in your marriage, so that you do not make a part in your marriage to be capture and be used as a meme.
Let it be that it is you yourself that want it, because right now, the singer is trending everywhere, his transparent ankara pointing to a direction that does not belongs to him.
If you happen to be an incoming singer always know the time you burst into the event of people, let it be the right time, so that you would not spoiled things for the host of the events.
Do not put on a transparent clothes either, control yourself and know another's property is not your own, do not be a longer throat, no matter what you see, close your eyes and skip a temptation.
To the husband, mind the way you brings those surprised guests, for the fact that you two are married, they are always others days to excite your love one's, too much excitement in one day can make one to loose control.
All my single men in the house, take notes of this, because I know very soon, I said very very soon, you shall all gets married to that amazing girl of your choice.
